Who am I? I hear you ask (psst, I am assuming you care for five minutes).
Let’s do this quickly and get it over with then so we can both go back to drooling over vanilla cupcakes.
Who am I?:
Tired, cranky and impatient, that’s who I am most of the time. The rest of the time, I am a self-professed ‘Blog Ho‘ , frequenting my favourite blogs and refreshing every two minutes until I get bored and move on. I am a wannabe-chef who can’t stand hard work. I hate washing dishes and cleaning up. I love to eat tasty, delish food, but don’t like the mess and fuss that goes into cooking. Unless I am depressed. Because when I’m depressed, I bake. And I’m not very good at baking, which makes me even more depressed. I am starry-eyed and a little goofy and recently married so, I still think I need to con my husband into staying with me by cooking him good food.
Where am I from?:
I call Melbourne, Australia home. Only because we have some of the scrumptious restaurants, yummiest food, best coffee and my hunky husband lives here. Otherwise I would probably be shacked up on an island in the South Pacific, drinking coconut milk and chasing down creatures for breakfast.
What are my interests?
I love cooking, fresh ingredients, creative ideas. I love photography, especially food photography which I appreciate immensely. A lot. Whilst drooling. I love cooking shows, but celebrity chefs bore me. Huey talks too much. Jamie talks funny. Jeff shouldn’t talk at all.
I love the aromas of a roast cooking in the oven, the tangy scent of fresh fruit salad, the texture of gooey chocolate puddings and GARLIC! I eat it every day in almost everything. I love kitchens and have spent many a day dreaming about my fantasty kitchen, with stainless steel appliances and big monster cooktop. Maybe one day, eh?
Why do I write this blog?
When I find a great recipe, I want to share it with all my friends. It is my personal mission in life to save everyone on this earth from eating shitty food. There is no excuse for you to be eating crappy food! Even the dumbest, laziest husband person can get a few key ingredients together and have a tasty, nutritious meal without having to resort to the Forbidden List, which includes baked beans. These should be avoided at all costs.
